Multitasking Maidens

Women are supposedly very good at multitasking
Men are not, which allegedly is our biggest crime
But if women are truly capable of multitasking
Why can’t they have a headache and sex at the same time?

Feminine Cunning

An almost philosophical question about why women are allowed to persist with the excuse that they've got a headache as a sex avoidance technique.

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