Whirlwind Romance

A woman is like a hurricane
Whether your partner or your spouse
When she comes she’s hot and wet
When she leaves she takes half the house

Going Down a Storm

A poem which is considerably dirtier than it may appear at first reading and particularly pertinent as hurricanes seem more frequent and more ferocious.

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Funny Poems about Love and Sex

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Funny Poems about Sex

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